i might be getting old but i dont fap to porn at all anymore… :| its far to frustrating to find what im looking for.. its an endless ocean of jelly beans and you can only eat one and you want it to be good.. so you search and search and search and then days and weeks have passed and then you are just pissed at the time you wasted and you drown in a sea of jelly beans.. or you just eat whatever bean is closest to you and regret the time you wasted with all these fucking beans!
i use my imagination.